Top 10 Things to do While Waiting for the Stimulus to Kick in

Posted by joshua on Dec 10, 2009 in Uncategorized |

1. Read the health care reform bill - all 2000 pages of it.

2. Send Christmas cards to the HR departments of every company on the Fortune 500 list.

3. Create your own public works program - pay your kids to shovel snow.

4. Use babelfish to translate your resume into Spanish.

5. Count the number of Facebook friends you’ve actually talked to in the last year.

6. Call the rest of them to wish them Happy Holidays.

7. Learn to play bridge.

8. Volunteer to help at a homeless shelter or a Boys & Girls Club near you. They could really use the help this time of year.

9. Make pointless posts on blogs, thus ensuring the moderators continue to have a job.

10. Check out employmentcrossing.com and find a new job.

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You Found Employment Crossroads -- Now do something with it.

In the miracle that is cyberspace, you've no doubt read a zillion blogs and websites about how to improve your employment picture. It's kind of sick and ironic that employment among employment "experts" seems to be doing just fine. Dubious at best.

Well, we do things a little differently here, and it boils down to basically two options:

A) Keep going to employment sites that only feature ads paid for by employers; or

B) Try something that works.

This blog is published by EmploymentCrossing.com. We feature the most comprehensive websites on the PLANET that don't charge employers to post their jobs with us. Think about that...And as we say during our elevator pitches to people who don't quite get why that's important:

"IT MEANS MORE GREAT JOBS, JUGHEAD!"